HELMUT LANG? …JIL SANDER?
Nothing can prepare you for this one: EMS.
That’s right. Eastern Mountain Sports.
The photo on the website doesn’t do it much justice. Barely saves it from looking like something a football coach would wear in the winter. So I was hoping my “not Poncherello but the other guy on CHiPs" pose would convey the glory of this coat. I may not have succeeded.
The coat should not be punished because of a crappy camera phone and a weird expression on my face. Please buy this inexplicably cool rainy day coat.