THE CLOSEST THING TO NAKED

TOO HOT TO TYPE…..but my darling readers, I will persist. Despite boob sweat.

Its not the weekend yet. Once there, you can strip. But during the week you are public domain on public transport and nobody needs to see your kibbles ‘n bits.

Some “barely there” options to get you through:

Dress Johanna Ortiz / Sandals Belk

Dress Boden / Sunnies Gentle Monster / Sandals Proenza Schouler / Tote Mexico In My Pocket

Dress Free People / Gorgeous bag AMONG EQUALS - amazing company my Aussie friend Giselle just shared wioth me: read their MISSON here / Gladiators Valentino

Dress Shona Joy / Sandals Sam Edelman

Dress MANGO / Crossbody Clare V / Signet Ring Page Sargisson / Sneaks Charlotte Stone

Admittedly, I wasnt sure about the dress. Its a bit more conservative than I prefer for summer but it has a long reach and promises mileage. I found a lot of option at The Row but the models looked too sad.

Worlds cutest clutch btb Los Angeles / Dress Bec + Bridge (I know, its my first introduction too, but they seem cool) / Sandals Hermes ….because everything else is an opening act.

The 3 Things to remember when dressing for offensively hot days:

1) Prints are your friend and will camflaugue sweat beautifully

2) Solid colors are great as long as you steer clear of heather greys

3) Texture - it distracts the eye away from your sweaty parts

I love your guts …now excuse me while I sit in my freezer.

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES!....TURN AND FACE THE HEAT☀️

The weather has changed. And with it, your wardrobe.

Thanks to climate change, we’ve all learned how to be more flexible. Camping in snow-covered mountains? Don’t forget your swimsuit…. Going to the beach? Bring those snow boots.

For those of us anticipating the biannual “Changing of the Garments” - IT’S TIME.

When my clients are ready, they know I will be there to get them through. The trick is to focus on one thing at a time. And a good playlist. As a Swifty, I lean on TayTay to push through pain.

Let’s start with Sweaters:

1) Make sure the sweater is clean - no food stains / no sweat stains. Moths LOVE THAT SHIT.

2) Flat Fold - this will save you the most space. Cross arms over. Fold hem to shoulders. Thats it.

3) Store in collapsable boxes. One of my faves from IKEA .

4) Cedar + Lavender. Tuck into your wool and cashmere. The more expensive the sweaters, the more likely a moth will dine there. Be generous with the cedar chips and toss around the lavender oil like its champagne on New Year’s 🍾

Next up, Dresses:

1) Same as above - In the words of Sam Smith; make sure you keep “your business clean”

2) Sweater or Knit Dresses - follow the rules above and encase them in cedar + lavender in boxes

3) Silk or other delicates - hang in a fabric garment bag. This one has a great airtight seal. No moths!

Most importantly, try on EVERYTHING before storing. What’s the point of going through the trouble if you never wear it? (Sorry to bury the lead).

Reach out to me for more tips. Which wine goes best for Closet Cleanouts🍷? Which Podcast will motivate you to keep flat folding 🎤?)

Still procrastinating? Let’s book a date and get things moving. Maybe we discover a treasure trove of items to sell. Take that found money and treat yourself: Pedicure to show off your sandals. Ticket to somewhere you can show off that gorgeous kaftan.

YOU’VE EARNED THIS!

I love your guts!

WEATHER'S A MESS?...FIND A SWEATER DRESS!

The comfort of a robe. The ease of ApplePay. The complexity of a rice cake.

Meet the Sweater Dress.

Think shes worried about panty lines? Nope. Maybe there’s concern her Lyft won’t have A/C, sure. But panty lines? No way.

You have enough to think about. Did you drink enough water? Is your credit card due? Who got the PB &J lunch in their backpack; the kid with or without the nut allergy? My point it, your plate is full without having to worry about what type / color / style underwear works with your look.

Let’s find a look that flatters and camouflagues so well you don’t even NEED undies. Use that free time to enjoy breakfast. Or take your kid to the ER.

Gloves Soloclasse / Dress COS / Booties Rachel Comey

Trench H&M / Dress LA LIGNE / Dress ZARA

Sherling Vest ZARA / Dress MISSONI / Loafers FRANCO SARTO (yep, you read that correctly)

Coat H&M / Dress GANNI (fun facts about GANNI: 1) Danish, not Italian brand - 2) they are using a mushroom-based material to replace their leather cuz they love earth. Awww….)

Coolest-Jacket-Ive-ever-seen HENRIK VIBSKOV / Dress MAJE / Crossbody WILDWOOD OYSTER CO.

I know. This last one goes off script. But I saw the sweater, fell hard and thought of how Id pair the look. By now you know I love my Fair Isle with a side of Frisky 🔥

Coat MANGO / Fair Isle Sweater MANGO / Mini Skirt MANGO / “Leather” Skirt JOE’S JEANS / Sneaks ADIDAS

Hmmmm …. reading through this post it looks like I spent a lot of time on the Mango website than doing my work. No affliates, I swear. Just stuff I love…..like your guts!

THE SHACKET OF THE SEASON....(or is it SHEASON?)

We can’t make up our mind:

Oat or Almond? Middle or Side Part? Uber or Lyft? Shirt or Jacket? …… Wait, we know this one!

THE SHACKET.

Shacket by LuxeDress

Transitioning is all around us in many forms. Today, it arrives in the form of outwear. Before you anxiously pull on your parka and gag all us subway riders with that strong moth-repellant aroma…take a beat. Let that nugget air out on your fire escape for a day. Or two. Ease into the cooler weather and honor the 90s with these grungy-turned-gorgeous pieces.

Shacket by Isabel Marant Étoile

Shacket by Isabel Marant Étoile

Shacket by GAP …(yep, GAP)

Shacket by Pendleton …. fine, this one is more coat than jacket but its Pendleton. The OG of cozy, so just deal!

Shacket by Saylor

Shacket by BooHoo

Shacket by BLANKNYC

Shacket by BLANKNYC

Shacket by LEVI’S …. no, YOU shut up.

Thats it.

Enjoy your transitional week. By any means that suit you.

🔥 WHAT TO WEAR WHEN ITS HOT...like, too Hot 🔥

My apartment doesn’t have central A/C so we are gonna keep this simple.

If you’re sweaty and you know it, but prefer others don’t, here are some tips:

• Stay away from anything heather grey - it will show EVERY DROP (I learned that the hard way after treating myself to a Pilates class post pregnancy wearing leggings in the aforementioned heather grey. Threw them away along with hopes of EVER doing jumping jacks again)

• Keep the crotch area unobstructed. This is CPU of your body’s A/C and can’t work around your lycra.

• Long flowy dresses allow you to go commando and gift you airflow with every “swoosh”

A 2-piece look from Suzie Kondi

This dress made out of pure serotonin is by Honorine

The old adage holds true: bright + light colors reflect the sun. So travel “light” this season ….

Pssst! ….Its even got pockets … thank you CARAVANA

And don’t be afraid to belt this nugget fromChristy Dawn to give a more defined appearance

Every HOT woman knows the forgiving power of a print - especially the power gals @ LaLigne

Oh you little tangerine tart! Pax Philomena

Pair this NATION LTD dress with ANYTHING in the turquoise or green family for pop

When people talk about day-to-dinner looks, THIS dress by MATTEAU is what they’re talking about. Now you know.

ANYTHING by DOEN - I mean literally. Made from heavenly cotton voile, this shirt (tuck or un) pairs with all.

SO cute. And its from Etsy - feel good about this one! #smallbiz

Wear it, sleep in it, wash it and repeat. This DOEN slip is the essential wardobe staple of the summer.

Guys, Im fading. With every heat advisory my phone keeps screaming about, I get closer and closer to hiding in the corner of my local CVS and enjoying the A/C.

Which brings me to my last tip of what to look for in a summer dress: pass-out-ability.

Can you fall asleep in it comfortably? Add. To. Cart.

I love your guts!

LONG-WEEKEND WARRIORS (OR SPECTATORS, NO SHAME)

Some of you are waxing your skis and boards. Anticipating a long weekend of summit climbs, rushes of adrenaline and wind stabbing your face.

If seconds after identifying this photo you find yourself IMDB’ing “Better Off Dead” in search of what happened to Roy Stalin, King of the K12? I want you to know: I see you. And I hear you. Dip your toes here and hope for a comeback as staggering as Johnny Lawrence.

The rest of us have probably stopped reading. Turned off by the image of cold weather.

This post is for you to enjoy while others do stuff like adjust the tension of their boots - ”how’s that feel, now?” - and question whether their socks are “moisture-wicking” enough (!).

Welcome to Ski Lounge Chíc…

Green jacket (similar) - Stio / Boots - Danner /Henley- Nili Lotan / Sunglasses - Fenty / Leggings - you have leggings already!

Cozy fleece top - Dudley Stephens (what??? - I know!) / Leggings - see above / Boots - see above / Sunglasses - just keep praising Rhianna

These are gentle suggestions Ive made in the past for weeks for clients. Please take these as inspiration as you navigate your own closet this weekend. Maybe a good staying-in project!

Eyelash Fisherman Sweater - Valentino (not everyone goes to VT to ski) / Pants - YildizAylin (tell ‘em I sent you) /Waterproof Shearling Boots - Ross & Snow / Knit Hat - AAY Craft

Stay warm 🔥

Stay hydrated 🍸

Stay safe 😷

I love your guts……

WHAT TO WEAR TO YOUR SUPER SPREADER

Not going into stores? Online orders taking their damn time? Let’s face it; this is an LBD kinda year.

You have a Little Black Dress. It’s probably hibernating under your Lululemons. Dust it off and meet me below.

Dress - Safiyaa / Flower - Pacific Trimming

The simpler the dress, the easier the canvas. Start with an easy silhouette then …. WHAMMO! … Hit ‘em with the flower. A bold flower brightens anyones face (and day!) This one doubles as a brooch and a clip. Pin it on your waist, your cleavage or close to your shoulder. Use it in your hair to class up that messy bun (which is less Bridget Bardot and more gym look than you had probably intended).

Dress - Safiyaa / Earrings - Dori Csengeri

Was the flower bringing on allergies? Inviting unwanted guests to “stop + sniff?” No problem. Our next party enjoys a little swing time! Earrings by Dori Csengeri are such show-stoppers that wearing clothing will just look redundant. These shoulder-dusters do their best when paired with a strapless dress. No stress if strapless isn’t an option - just choose a smooth fabric. Caution: anything with shoulder embellishments presents the potential of ear damage (ouch!) and - like a cough in a crowded elevator - brings the party to a screeching halt.

Dress - still Safiyaa / Worlds Fluffiest Coat - Dolce & Gabbana

You didn’t head my warning and wore that sequin jacket you snatched on Poshmark, didn’t you? I’m sure your mirror agreed: you looked smokin’ hot. But now you’re icing your little ‘lobes and have sworn off earrings until New Years. That’s why your next look is about being comforted; wrap yourself in Hygge as seen through the eyes of Stefano + Domenico. This dreamy coat is a party all on its own.

Wear a dress. Don’t wear a dress. Who cares? As long as you stick to seltzer. This coat does not mix well with alcohol and besides, its your 3rd party, Betty!

Jumpsuit - Black Halo / Bustier - Alaïa / Pant - Max Mara / Heel - Prada

The jumpsuit plays a flawless understudy to the dress. Stick to the accessory script and we’ll be fine. If a jumpsuit is not handy, make your own. Pair an evening pant with a bustier - if you have one handy - or a tank top works. Whatever you end up donning for your gay apparel this season ….PLEASE, WEAR A MASK

Remember, I love your guts!

BACK - SORTA - TO WORK

Dick and Jane put on pants together! (consensually, of course)

Let’s face it: trains are running, gyms are opening and your office has turned on the lights. We need to show our face. The upper half, at least. The good news is that it’s summer and we can project a sunny disposition through our garments and not bury ourselves under heavy coats and boots.

Crazy about this print by Claudie Pierlot - its lightweight for summer but tailored enough for work. Win-Win!

An easy wrap dress by Claudie Pierlot - hot tip 🔥 wear it when its blazing outside, won’t show sweat!

If you think you’re seeing a pattern, you are. As promised, I’m trying to “shop good to do good” this season and Claudie Pierlot has caught my eye. ClaudieCARES has implemented a process to replace ALL polyester with GRS-certified recycled polyester.

Get to be smug about looking so damn cute this summer? SIGN ME UP!

The closest I can get you to wearing jammies to work are these Claudie Pierlot pants. Pair with a top from another eco-friendly label, Ted Baker to let them know you’re woke AND classy.

The inspirational palette from Emerson Fry - one of the leaders in conscious design … #RedClayTie

Still, jammie-esque comfort with this Emerson Fry number but can easily get down to biz with a blouse and straight-shootin shoes!

You recognize this dress, don’t you? It’s the dress you grab when you’ve run out of underwear but still need to show up: Emerson Fry (clearly this is NOT a sponsored post)

I dunno, maybe I came for the earrings but stayed for the Emerson Fry top; such a great length! Boxy enough for a skinny bottom but still tuck-able for a wide-leg or a skirt. And bra friendly. So there.

For my IG follower(s?) - you’ve seen this recently and are familiar with my debilitating aversion to self-belts. But why does it work so beautifully here? Buy it and find out for yourself: Emerson Fry

Lots more eco-friendly picks to come but I know this hybrid school has our work schedules in a tizzy and I will not squander the precious time you’ve allotted for me and this post.

So, more to come next week!

I love your guts…

LET'S SHOP TOGETHER... IN OUR KNICKERS!

What’s more fun than seeing Fall sweaters? … wearing Fall sweaters!

Stripes, high-ribbed waist and a shirred shoulder? No box left unchecked here, babe! Sweater / ZARA

I love them too, the videos in which our favorite stylists take us on a tour of Zara. This is not one of those.

Nope.

I’m typing this wearing yoga pants that have never felt a yoga mat with an old American Apparel (RIP) tee. Day 3 without a bra.

Let’s begin our tour:

Keep RBG alive in with this knitwear homage … Left sweater / ZARA - Right sweater ZARA

Like bangs frame your face, shoulders hug the frame and bring attention to your presence.

The joy a ruffle brings me simply cannot be measured - Sweater / ZARA

The cap-sleeve of Fall - Sleeveless Sweater / ZARA

Mohair sweater lifted from the 80s / ZARA - Guilt-free leather skirt / ZARA

Ribbed Knit Coat / ZARA ….. Unapologetic overalls / CANAL JEANS (no link. cuz we old)

And these are JUST the sweaters ….. next week, we wade through wide-leg trousers. And more ice cream.

LONGER DAYS = SHORTER SHORTS

Shorts never put the bee in my bonnet. Until now.

Read on my Quarantine Queens and learn the formula I’ve discovered for looking good in shorts:

• high rise + wide leg = FLATTERING

• print + wide leg = FLATTERING

• texture + wide leg = FLATTERING

• camouflage + wide leg = FLATTERING

You smell the coffee now, dontcha?…..

HIGH-RISE

The bonus here, it tucks your tummy. Which means my shorts are working harder than I am…#GoodHire

ZIMMERMAN

ALICE + OLIVIA

ZARA (another high-rise option from ZARA that throws us on a waiting list)

PRINT

A great print ensures you look good coming and going … #rearwindow

FAITHFUL THE BRAND

SOLID + STRIPED

ULLA JOHNSON

ZARA

MANGO

TEXTURE

Look for interesting seams, pockets, hardware or slubby / nubby fabrics to create dimension + depth.

JOIE

ULLA JOHNSON

JACQUEMUS

CAMOUFLAGE

A sartorial double entendre, the camouflage short indeed conceals and never reveals your bitz.

ISABEL MARANT

SANCTUARY

MOTHER

The thing is, we are all capable of change.

So, part it on the other side. Cannonball instead of jump. Challenge what you’ve been taught.

I love your guts!

Love in the Time of Corona

It’s time.

Time to step out of those lululemons, wash our hair and put on a bra.

This is our foundation. It grounds us. For the next x number of weeks, we will be visible to work + dates only from the waist up. No pants? No problem! Here are a few tips for your best (front) side:

On camera:

Remember, keep your chin up. This dollop of optimism should be driven by your vanity. The higher you tilt, the smoother your neck and the brighter your face.

Yikes! Exact same amount of concealer / mascara / blush in both pics, our friend on the right gives a tilt!

Necklines for Work:

This is where we can really have fun! We remove the anxiety of finding the right pant, the best skirt or great shoes (I can’t even remember what heels look like). For work stuff, I prefer a v-shape. Here are my picks:

The neckline + color of this L’Agence blouse makes this a ⭐️

Great for dramatic hand gestures when asking “Hello? … Is my camera on?… Can you see me or only hear me?” Thom Browne

All you do is glow with this gorgeous color by Maje

Necklines for #DateZoom:

A soft landing with this Helmut Lang one-shoulder / balanced out with a single drop earring by OWN: star / curve (click on link )

Peek-a-boo! No pants! Sweater PAIGE

Have I got your attention? Good. Focus on your shoulders / neck and gorgeous face w/ ruffles + shirring. Top Dries Van Noten

Sugar and spice …. but more spicy than nice - Top JCrew

Color: … The good news: No chance of anyone else showing up wearing the same thing!

Of course she’s happy. She’s FaceTiming in my favorite color combo! @BlairEadieBee Top / Halogen

Go see my JumpRope on how to wear corsets double the wearability - Bustier / WHBM

Ya got ya pink, ya got ya bow, ya got ya rosette … Top / STAUD

You know there’s no world in which I post a neutral print like this and not pair it with a LIP. It’s my oxygen.

Top / Old Navy (wha???) Lip / Amour

Send me updates! Because these looks come with a guarantee:

1) Promotion

2) Second date

(hopefully without any cross-pollination)

I love your guts!

YOUR HAIR TOSS NEEDS A LANDING

Shrug ‘em, get dirt off ‘em or give ‘em out cold … your shoulders WORK HARD.

Jackets, sweats and tees. If its got shoulders, they will be lifted, ruched or ruffled. Count on it.

By the time you read this, the trend may be over but its a fun one. So grab one and practice your moves.

Shirt / Rebecca Minkoff … also in RED! - bag

Such an easy dress by Splendid … windswept look available near any approaching subway car.

Keep it breezy, sleazy. Shirt by Zara

Arguably, the coolest thing to ever happen to a tee-shirt Tee by Proenza Schouler

For days when you want to yank on a dress and let it do the work for you.

Sidenote: There was a time when everything I bought my sister was pink, chronically perpetuating gender stereotyping. What was I trying to prove? Ive since stopped, begged for forgiveness and stuck strictly with navy - retributions for my past decisions. She’s forgiven me over time. But then I found this dress….

Look at those sleeves and tell me Im wrong…Dress by Zara

Its clear by now, I began writing this post exactly one month ago. In my usual procrastinating fashion.

You: You’re late!

Me: Im just early for the next season, thats all

The world is completely different now and we give less than zero fucks about a gathered shoulder. But Im selfishly using this as a sartorial journal and trend record.

Next post will feature Bunker Fashions. I just need to process, along with the rest of the world.

I love your guts - keep em healthy!

FRIDAY NIGHT FLIGHTS

First, Business or Coach. …we all walk the same runway.

Happy New Years, nuggets!

Let’s bring 2020 into foresight - not hindsight. That means seeing more of what surrounds us. Get more travel apps on your phone and snag some deals. Discover the unexplored.

Let this year be our year to Markle(!) ✨

And these pieces will keep you comfy and chíc whether youre flying standby and sipping bubbles 🍾

THE ONLY 5 PIECES YOU NEED TO PACK THIS WEEKEND:

(you probably already own them!)

Sure, you can buy MACKAGE coat in Sand - but how fun is Sky Blue?

Find a dress that multitasks, like this Ulla Johnson - worn alone or as a skirt! Scroll down…

Coat MACKAGE / Dress Ulla Johnson / Beret ETSY / Sunnie SELIN OLMSTED / Booties CULT GAIA

The best things about this dress are: its a print so its wont show wrinkles or STAINS. Also, its silk so its breathable and lightweight - no oversized luggage here, thank you very much! Here’s how we trick it out…

Ribbed turtleneck HELMUT LANG/ Dress Ulla Johnson

This breathable tank in a wildly flattering rib is perfect for layering. Insider trading! In exchange for a chai latte, the designer behind OYUN spilled that YES - they WILL be available in darker colors this Fall: dark olive, navy …. maybe Black! Check out her ribbed leggings that are fun, slinky and feel heavenly.

OYUN is so travel friendly, you may find an airline in the pocket!

The On The Fly Pant. I guess you CAN use them to workout. But how narrow-minded is that?

For disclosure, I own them. And the Lululemon kool-aid was delish!

I love them. Ive worn them to work. Ive worn them on flights. Ive slept in them. Ive repeated the process.

Coat MACKAGE / Tank OYUN / Joggers Lululemon / Sunnies Selin Olmsted / Travel Bag Lululemon

With weather as fickle as a mistress, the best thing you can do is think in layers.

Much more to come but this gal needs to prep for the long weekend of sun, snow, rain and whatever else Mother Nature is throwing a tantrum about.

I love your guts!

WE ARE ON THE SAME CYCLE!

Yep. The Upcycle!

Feeling shitty about how we’ve been destroying the world? Me too.

We need to collectively make smarter choices. But…that doesnt mean we have to start wearing dresses made from hemp, my little forest nymph 🍁🍃

A few pioneers out there you may have heard of and a few NKOTB.

MADEWELL - not only can you bring your old jeans (any brand / any style) for $20 off a new pair, but your old jeans are reborn as insulation for homes! #SmugDenimWinner 🏆 - watch their cute video here

Tuck or untuck this cute top. Or pair it with a smocked skirt and make a dress-look for SmockDay Sunday!

They are NEUTRALS, they are TRANS-SEASONAL and they can probably make ur dumb pour-overs, too! All 3 pieces by Madewell

”$6,000…..And it ain’t even leather???”

Clearly, the reason this post even exits is because of that Joan You-Are-My-Everything Cusack quote from Working Girl. (Looking at you, Clay Edmonds. No one brings this film to life better than you, babe!)

NANUSHKA - Luxury faux Leather at its finest.

How dope is this top from Nanushka? You can smell the smugness. What you can’t smell? Dead animal. And vegan white leather pants means you’re not afraid to wear them in NYC. Go ahead, grab a seat on the sticky subway. Obviously you pair them with the first ever vegan Stan Smiths - Because Stella asked.

Wrap silky dress from Nanushka / cutest bag ever by Jason Wu, who ALSO collaborated with Melissa Shoes to make those snappy coral numbers

In the spirit of Upcycling, few come close to TheReal - where we found this Delpozo dream bag, Bagatelle NYC brings fun to your femur with this fringe faux leather skirt and one more shout out to Madewell for the shirt that goes with everything; old, new and renewed!

If you’ve ever pretended to read my blog or follow me, seeing The Frankie Shop here should come as no surprise. Look how cool they style their faux leather top and skirt / My final acknowledgement of TheRealReal for making the earth great again with these consignment Stella McCartney heels and upcycled MQ Alexander McQueen clutch

As a reward to my searingly attractive readers, you can DM me on Instagram for a special offer on Melissa Shoes…..

I love your guts!

FALL TRUNK SHOW: BECAUSE I GUESS YOU NEED AN ENGRAVED INVITATION (geez!)

This week has been crazy. No time to come up with charming observations about the weather or witty comments about climate during the democratic debates.

Just the facts: . Here are your hand-picked vendors for the TRUNK SHOW this weekend:

Lounging done right by Oyun Studio - all we need for our weekend R +R = RIBS + RELAXATION

(not-so-subliminal-messages. in fact, pretty damn straightforward)

🍂🍁🍃 FALL TRUNK SHOW 🍃🍂🍁

88 1ST PLACE

APT # 4

BROOKLNY NY

10/18 10am — 8pm

10/19 10am - 4pm

cash / credit cards / barter (applicable ONLY for single-process or highlights)

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I❤️SLEEP - Bronty Beauty has SIX different tonics: sleep / detox / glow / refresh / restore / cleanse

Indulge on all six of the various tonics by our new obsession: BRONTY. On top of all the beautifying benefits and the hyaluronic goodness your skin will be marinating in…it smells really, really nice. So say “g’day” to your new scent!

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Do you realize how many songs there are about lace? Think about that for a sec…

When demure french lace meets smokin’ hot molten metal - sparks fly 🔥 and we get to enjoy the show. CamilleD turns pretty nice pieces into sexy Byzantine MUST HAVES with her collection

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The model is the designer is the model is the designer. And she’ll teach you the proper way to tie a scarf. Hint: we’ve all been doing it wrong.

🎼Cuz baby its cold…” well, actually due to the global warming crisis, one never knows if its hot or cold anymore. The Solution: Accessorize with CASHMERE - Noelani Cashmere has the dreamiest scarves you will never want to take off and fingerless gloves that allow you to IG all your cashmere!

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The jumpsuit Ive been wearing ALL WEEK. Seriously, if you’ve seen me at drop-off even once this week, it was in my multiple Verity & Daughters jumpsuits.

Am I wearing a bra? Am I not? … Who knows? This cotton twill is so structured where it needs to be you are in charge of your own breastiny. The softest combed cotton your body has felt since you wore onesies. And this season Verity & Daughters introduces more colors!

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(you’re putting it in your calendar…you’re clicking ADD GUEST)

🍂🍁🍃 FALL TRUNK SHOW 🍃🍂🍁

88 1ST PLACE

APT # 4

BROOKLNY NY

10/18 10am — 8pm

10/19 10am - 4pm

(think Im kidding about those highlights?)

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Be honest: have your earlobes ever had this much fun??? Stella & Ruby brings the party without the heavy baggage

I think we here at KNS headquarters figured out the formula: don’t wait for a special occasion - go ahead and wear those fancy / flirty / dangly / sparkly earrings to breakfast / drop-off / Whole Foods / all-hands meeting … paired with an ultra casual look. Minetta Tavern on top + Bar Great Harry on bottom.

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Goat-Milk. Does the very sound of those words somehow convey to you that everything is, well, going to be ok? Goat-Milk…. Goat-Milk. Yep, pretty confident there’s no re-election. Thanks, Goat-Milk!

Anything but basic, Goat-Milk describes themselves as “organic cotton basics.” We beg to differ. This is an extraordinary company run by elite editorial and creative royalty who fell in love with a pair of comfy undies. They decided the world deserve more. And better. More better organic cottons on the squishy bodies of our babies. Keep your fingers crossed the release a capsule for grown ups soon!

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You might as well throw away your janky shit because when sitting alongside anything by Jolly Bijou, it will pale in comparison. Yeah, I know it hurts. Just like Lizzo says it does.

Gorgeous gems in luxury golds but with such an edgy and look. You can’t place it because it hasn’t been done in this chíc way. Caroline brings out the Francophile in all of us with this whimsical Jolly Bijou collection. Get ur manis ready!

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Time to class up the joint? Massage your eyeballs by staring at the gorgeous creations by Taryn Urushido

String theory finally made comprehensible! I wish Taryn sat next to me in Physics class. Not only because I bet she’d let me cheat off of her, but she’s so fun much to be around!

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Selin Olmsted. For when you’ve finally gotten bored by those Ray-Bans. Or decide to just go on a break.

Climate change is tricky! Luckily, we don’t need meteorology to tell us its always perfect weather for looking cool. Or un-hungover. Pick your frame for fame from the collection of Selin Olmsted

I love your guts.

See you on Friday!

ORANGE-YOU GLAD I BLOGGED TODAY???

There’s something about an overcast summer day that make me want to bust out some brights!

Maybe Im reassuring myself and the rest of the world that it’s a minor blip in the season:

“No! Please don’t leave the party because we ran out of ice…Lisa just ran to the bodega to grab some. Stay. STAY!”

Whatever my reasons (we’ll unpack the above scenario at a later date), on these days I gravitate towards orange.

Vince / Michael KORS / Donna Karan

Orange - despite its powerful hue, will always play nice with Reds and Pinks,

Enjoy my favoite looks from one of my favorite colors:

Dress / Lee Mathews (leave the T off for “Told you so”

Cardigan / Lisa Marie Fernandez (cuz the beach gets chilly!)

When its so 🔥the only thing allowed to touch you is the A/C vent - Dress Eileen Fisher

More mango than orange but, you get it / Vince

Yeah she’s having fun - it has ruffles! Realisationpar

Honestly, there will be days when getting out of bed feels like a commercial for allergy sufferers. Dark, dreary and hard to breathe. Deadlines are missed. Emails go unanswered. Efforts are unrewarded and voices aren’t heard. You feel like the world has better things to do than appease you.

In the words of Issa Rae…”Ok, and?”

• Get up.

• Put on a bra that means business.

• Find the brightest thing in your closet and pull it on.

Its something small but can move something inside you, making you feel a little less shitty about the day. After all, isn’t that the dream? Now, sit your ass down, resend / retext and admit to yourself that sometimes your ass delays responses too.

Get over it.

And floss once in a while.

CHÍC WAYS TO KEEP THE SAND OUT OF YOUR CROTCH THIS SUMMER

There’s this:

Or perhaps you’re suffered through a cleanse and are feeling a bit more confident. Enough to leave your trousers at home.

Whatever level of comfort you feel, know that packing for the summer is ideal!

No bulky sweaters to roll up. No boots to wear on the plane. You are light, carefree and now that the sun’s out so are your proverbial buns. This week we are going for an easier price point. Maybe a recent battle with my 8yr old resulted in a sunscreen stain on my new silk Zimmerman romper. Who knows?

SARONGS (but so right!)

Towell + sarong TAVIK

Oversize fringe wrap JCrew / happy mood one-piece swimsuit Caroline Costas

Ok. I snuck in a caftan. But its animal print so…absolved! Mes Demoiselles

So, what? I guess every single thing made by SummerSalt puts you in a good mood? Yep!

SHORTS + SKIRTS

With shorts, you want easy breezy. No one on the beach needs to see you struggle with zippers and buttons when you’re sweaty. sticky and sunscreened up. Think airy, elastic waist preferably and try to follow the simple rule: printed swimsuit = solid cover up or solid swimsuit = printed cover up. Keep our beaches beautiful.

Shorts that make you want to watch “Biloxi Blues” SALT TREE (think Im kidding about the price points? CLICK!

I would trust anything Lisa Marie Fernandez tells me to wear to the beach.

I was torn: they’re denim not linen, but go with everything. There’s a button+fly but also elastic waist. SEA for the win!

The lightweight feel of this Topshop mini is perfect for summer, sure. But the fall palette secures its spot in your closet for Fall: pair with tights + booties!

Camoflague for the plaj…..NY&Co

REALLY CUTE BOTTOMS THAT DESERVE A PLATFORM:

She’s thinking “What am I doing in ‘Shorts + Skirts’ ?” I I wanted to introduce Outerknown to the gang.

This blog is turning into a stream of consciousness and Im this close to sharing my secret pesto recipe and analyzing a dream in which I was being chased by the Fruit of the Loom guys which means, its time to turn off.

HOT MAMA 🔥

Summer is here.

Look…You’re the one who invited her. You knew she was bringing the whole family:

Uncle Humidity - goes on and on about Europe and their amazing healthcare and scorn for A/C

Aunt Sweaty Betty - don’t let her even touch heather grey. You’ll never regret anything more.

Well, they’re here and they’ve booked that AirBnB for 2 months.

How do we deal with family?

Stay cool and calm …

Kalita Clothing. Its like wearing a vacation. @kalitaofficial

If you prefer a two-piece to a onesie! @kaliotaofficial

Look cool and brag about it in this piece from @Cuyana - Fewer, Better Things (how cute does this look on @fashion_jackson ???)

I would buy anything this woman told me to: Cuyana

A breathable silk dress anchored by leather straps: Naughty and Nice. Cuyana

Honest, this blog is NOT sponsored by CUyano and / or Kalita. Im just obsessed with them right now and can’t stop. WON’T STOP.

Oh wait…just found something from someone else.

Close your eyes and imagine the billion things you would wear this with..and to! Free People

And we’re back to Cuyana. That was a fun digression. Please, please, please give yourself a thrill and click on her. The BEST part is on the back!

Too hot to type….go hydrate!

FRENCH GIRL FRIDAY

If a good stripe makes you lose control, you just might be a Francophile 🇫🇷

Hear at KIM NACI STYLE headquarters, we often ask ourselves, “ Would a French girl wear it?” and more recently, “Who’s turn is it to buy lunch?”

A favorite formula of a French girl? A feminine dress with masculine or ugly/pretty shoes…

See? Totally pulling it off… Dress / A.P.C.

Pinafores are a huge draw! Moths to a 🔥… Dress / Comptoir de Cotonniers

Since its sunny on a Friday, Im going to share a secret. Remember when your chícest friend took pity and told you about that hidden Tribeca gem Anbar Shoes? It was like being invited to the Louboutin sample sale but with no lines, no limits and every single day! This is my Anbar. Sure, you have to push through the Memphistos and the Franco Sartos but we did it then and reaped the rewards. LaRedoute gives you quintessential French girl looks with Zara prices.

My formula = unwavering… Dress / LaRedoute

Is the shoe too much? Freestyling but you get the gist - Dress / LaRedoute LIpstick / NARS / Sneaker / GUCCI

Blouse / Comptoir des cotonnier

Add a bow and Poof!…its chic and Parisian
Really, anything you can tell yourself to get the confidence to wear it and own it. Another pro tip: any time I need an extra surge of confidence, be it an interview / the balls to wear a new color / new lipstick / high-waisted pant when I feel bloated … I listen to Icona Pop. Works. Every. Time.

I love your guts

XKim

SO, YOU GOT STUCK HERE WITH THE REST OF US LOSERS AND NOT ON VACAY...

…And that’s OK!

We still have April break to look towards…

…and we’re going to need to know what to pack!

You know I love my clothing to multi-task. This goes for my swimsuits as well.

From breakfast, to beach to bingo:

Swimsuit Lisa Marie Fernandez / Sandals Ancient Greek Sandals / Skirt Romance was Born

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Swimsuit Talia Collins / Sunnies Fendi / Sandals Isabel Marant / Bag Johanna Ortiz / Wide Leg Pants Ulla Johnson

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Swimsuit Norma Kamali / Sandals Chie Mahara / Skirt Realisation Par

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Bikini Solid and Stripe/ Slip-Ons Soludos/ Denims Skirt Levi’s

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Bikini Johanna Ortiz / Sandals Gianvito Rossi / Sun Hat Jacquemus / Trouser Alice & Olivia

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Swimsuit Matteau / Sunglasses Dior / Belt Gabriela Hearst / Skirt SACAI

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Swimsuit Peony / Earrings Stella & Ruby / Skirt ZARA

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Bikini Flagpole / Earrings Matta / Dress MIKOH

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Bikini Solid & Striped / Sandals Ancient Greek Sandals / Sunglaases Apercueyewear / Dress Zimmerman

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Look, I hit you with lots of options in this post. Truthfully I wanted you to get used to the idea of wearing accessories with your swimwear. Sarongs are appreciated but not the only game in town.

So, start locking in those fare alerts and plan for some ☀️ weather my pets….

I love your guts!