Say it with something you found at Duane Reade

by kim naci

Redundancy collection, brought to you by Hallmark.

To clarify the distinction between apology cards that are intended for reaching out and apology cards for passive-aggressively admitting a wrongdoing on your part but, when you really think about it, it wasn’t your fault and maybe if you didn’t act like such a jackass in front of Dave and have this perpetual need to be right ALL THE TIME…forget it, just rip up this damn card you as*hole!

Redundancy. When you care enough to send the easiest to interpret.