watch the marathon

by kim naci

I was SASSing my closet this morning and found these sneakers.

Inspired I went for a jog around Prospect Park.

Turns out, they make shoes specifically designed for running:

These are not them.

Check out the NYTimes article about how its ok if your sneakers dont have GPS installed or the ability to Tweet:

Im off to enjoy an undeserved beverage from a pretentious juice bar.