I was SASSing my closet this morning and found these sneakers.
Inspired I went for a jog around Prospect Park.
Turns out, they make shoes specifically designed for running:
These are not them.
Check out the NYTimes article about how its ok if your sneakers dont have GPS installed or the ability to Tweet:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/23/health/23patient.html
Im off to enjoy an undeserved beverage from a pretentious juice bar.