Or use click-bait like "THE ONLY GIFT SHE WANTS THIS MOTHER'S DAY!"
But the idea is fairly simple.
Mother's Day is May 10th. Don't be jerk and not get her anything.
Cuyana Travel Sets So chic. And exactly what she needs after spending the better half of your romantic vacation either wiping your damn shaving gel off her earrings or untangling her necklaces from your trimmer cord. As a bonus, get it monogrammed with something cute like M.I.L.F. or remind her to LOL. Even better? Sneak in a ticket.
Sometimes I think about what Oedipus would have gotten his mother for Mother's Day. Had things turned out differently. Perhaps a robe, to replace the one from which he tore the golden clasps to gouge out his eyes ("See? This is why we can't have nice things!").
Journelle, my place of worship in New York City, offers a wide range from gorgeous to sexy to blow your f-ing mind.
Join me during the countdown when I play tribute to the wonderful mothers in the world.